emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.

cakejam:

yeah but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS

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uncacti:

He looks so happy

uncacti:

He looks so happy

cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
A message from Anonymous
maybe no one gets ur jokes bc ur just not funny

thatsmoderatelyraven:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

attitudecityy:

That’s it, that’s the whole show.