Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you
somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’
*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash
then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.