flightcub:

heteronormative robots and aliens: why

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

nowherepotato replied to your post “this girl at my high school got pregnant and she posts statuses like…”

Is it the same person in thinking of

probably

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

yogaboi:

The next supreme

yogaboi:

The next supreme

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

luxnplush:

bolinsbiceps:

waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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