you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

If everyone at school finds out we’re faking it, they might overcome their opposition to the death penalty.


like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time


do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah


i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’


that’s what you get you dumb bitch


that’s what you get you dumb bitch

someone posted this pic of some girl from got and i freaked out because i thought her arm was an inch wide


what mens rights activists really sound like


when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen