jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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we’re on the relationships/family chapter in spanish and one of the vocab words is “to kill” i’m slightly amused and concerned

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

tylerchokely:

i dont like looking at this

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

coffee92:

LOOK AT THIS PUP

coffee92:

LOOK AT THIS PUP

amazign:

new plan to end sexism in advertising: use dogs as models

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

my penis was in the guinness book of world records but then i got kicked out of the library